T ball game yesterday for the youngster and it was a festivous for the rest of us! Honestly I am a proud Dad but I'm telling you what, by the second inning I was rooting for anyone to get out. Evan is better at listening than some. He didn't put his glove on his head for a whole inning/ throw his glove at his teammates in the field/ sit down on the field/ sing the entire time. All of which occurred during the game. I was proud that he stood there at shortstop and acted like he was ready. We don't keep score but he is sure that we won. It was fun seeing him and the others get excited to hit and run the bases.
I watched the UFC show last night and it was a replay of the bouts that Kirk blogged about. (readthefineprint.blogspot.com) Loved it - I'm telling you those were three good matches. I really don't think I would have the aggressiveness to get in the ring knowing I would get hurt. Even if I thought I was better at fighting someone. The simple fact that at some point pain is going to be involved kind turns me off to a UFC career. But.... If I was a UFC fighter my name would be like Jeff "the deer" Trimble because I would stare at the other fighter then simply start to run around the ring for 5 minutes til the bell. I could hold my hands near my face to protect and have my fingers in the air to look like antler as I ran. This name would also work well because when I got hit I would look like Bambi when he was on the ice in the movie. My legs would be all wobbly and scattered as I collapsed to the canvas. That's only if the guy caught me on the run though. My finishing move would simply be called the heart attack - named after the collapsing of the opponents heart when they tried to catch me for 5 minutes straight. I gotta look into this career more! What would your UFC name and finishing move be?
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Tuesday, April 12, 2005
UFC (Ultimate Fighting Coward)
Posted by Jeff at 7:49 AM
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I think mine would be Jeff Gordon because he is the best nascar guy then my move would be to drive over the other guy.
Oh and also I love that you get everyone involved in your blog and end it with a question. Well Done!
Mine would be lynx or something cute like that - mainly b/c all I would do is scratch like a cat! Maybe pull some hair every now and then. My finishing move would be to hack up a hairball after I got the crap kicked out of me!
Alyssa can you please stop putting Mr. Gordon's name on my comments. If you were him you would miss if you tried to drive over anyone. HA Kel that fits ya hon! cute with claws!
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I'm really not sure what to say. Did you type all of that or just copy and paste. Surely a Jeff Gordon typer cannot figure how to work the copy and paste.
you love it don't you???!!!I just know it!
She must have copied and pasted because every 5th Jeff is spelled Jef. HA! My UFC name would start out as "Kirkuleze", but then it would change to "Iguana Bee" (pronounced 'I wanna be'). See, my presentation would be great. I'd have really cool gloves and shorts, and maybe a sweet tattoo covering my entire back. I'd have a grand entrance with fog machine, strobe lights, and women in bikinis parading me in. But then when the fight began, it would become obvious that I was just a wanna be. My finishing move would always be either tapping out as soon as the other guy touched me, or I'd just lay on thr ground real still until the ref signalled a knockout. Then I'd jump up and hold my hands up in the air, celebrating the fact that I was alive!!
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